The Main Hallway


After exposing yourself to the assortment of glowing machines, you find your mind a swirling mass of conscious thought, and yourself unable to hold onto for more than a minute, any of it. 'The Owner of the Estate must be a genius! That technology, it must've cost millions, no, billions to create!! And all of it is his. He created it with his own two hands. That's amazing.' you think. 'I'll definitely have to go back there sometime in the future. But now . . . . . '


Choose an Area of the Estate to Explore

The Castle

The Den
When I'm Not Out Trying To Conquer The World,
A Place For Me To Relax By The Fire, And
Speak To Visitors About Myself, And My Lab
An Excellent Starting Point

The Study
A Comprehensive Guide to My Research

The Library
A Collection of the Finest Literature in Existence

The Main Lab
Where All My Main Research is Carried Out

The Subsidiary Lab
Where All Follow-Up Research Is Done

My Chamber
Even a Mad Genius Needs His Sleep

The Back Yard
(Just don't ask about the strange smell!!)

The Satellite Field
The Source of My Signal

The Training Ground
Where My Legions Prepare

The Basement

The Dungeon
A Consortiun of Morbidity (Enter At Your Own Risk!)

Gunther's Room
Please DO NOT Feed the Gunther.

The Torture Room
Strictly a name. Honest!

Chicken? You CAN Turn Back Now If You'd Like.